Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
