i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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