Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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