Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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