You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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