4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
