glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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