Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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