so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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