I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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