Do vagina's smell?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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