Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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