oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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