Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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