Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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