Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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