So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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