If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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