We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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