kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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