If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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