I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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