your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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