I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
