There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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