UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
im six kinds of drunk right now
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
high people should be assigned attendants
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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