OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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