if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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