youre lurking in front of me
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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