"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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