His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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