your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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