But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Still dying that you shit outside
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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