i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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