So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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