he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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