chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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