Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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