Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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