i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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