Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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