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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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