Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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