Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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