I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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