I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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