"it" just moved
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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