I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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