Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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