Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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